There was a story the other day about a pair of British backpackers whose Lotto winnings were nabbed by the newsagency employee who handled their prize claim.

The owner of the newsagency came out with this gem:

“He was a religious person; he went to church twice a week… I know it sounds strange after what has happened, but he was an active member of the church band. He was a well-liked person.”

Who’da thunk it?

(Side question: What’s the “correct” use of apostrophes in “who’da”?)