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As if that isn’t bad enough, he goes on:
Furthermore, I demand that all websites stop linking to this post, as you are infringing on my right to not be made fun of when making an ass of myself. It is forbidden to link to this post and if you do so I will be forced to take legal action within 48 hours of my lawyer sobering up after I bail him out of the drunk tank. Again.
Well I’m not afraid of you, Shamus. Your father smells of elderberries. Do your worst.20 comments