I’ve reached the conclusion that nobody can tell if your facial hair is asymmetrical. There are very few times during the course of normal social interaction that you stare at someone dead-on and don’t move your head for long enough for them to compare the sides of your face, and they stare back at you long enough to notice.

Maybe if you were gazing lovingly at someone over a romantic dinner, maybe, they might get a chance to weigh up your facial hair.

That’s probably the main reason that fancy restaurants have dim lighting.